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Ode to my Ladies

Every Girl Needs a Girlfriend Who…

Never judges you.  Even when you’re acting like a/an _____. 

Accompanies you on the spontaneous, sloppy nights out.

Stays in with you, a bottle of red, and some serious guilt (aka amazing) food.

Cheers on your detox all week only to ruin it with you that weekend.

Doesn’t bat an eyelash when you eat all the food in her apartment.

Will gush/groan about any guy with you.  At any hour.

Let’s you babble about the most uninteresting shit so you get it out of your system.

Picks you up so you don’t have to walk in the rain.

Highly (yet subtly) compliments you around someone you’re trying to impress.

Calms your existential crisis.

Supports your stupid and often short-lived obsessions.

And, listens to the worst of you, the side nobody else hears.  Loves you nonetheless, knowing that underneath all the ugly bitch venting you really just need a hug.

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